IT'S ONLY A TEENAGE WASTELAND

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Then take me disappearin' through the smoke rings of my mind. Down the foggy ruins of time, far past the frozen leaves. The haunted, frightened trees, out to the windy beach, far from the twisted reach of crazy sorrow. Yes, to dance beneath the diamond sky with one hand waving free, silhouetted by the sea, circled by the circus sands. With all memory and fate driven deep beneath the waves. Let me forget about today until tomorrow.

dreamofbecoming:

Reasons abortion should be fully covered on all insurance plans:

  • If you can’t afford an abortion, you definitely can’t afford a pregnancy
  • If you can’t afford an abortion, and are forced to carry a pregnancy to term anyway, you sure as hell can’t afford a child

Who the fuck do you think you’re really protecting here?

(via bastille)

dealanexmachina:

If you ever feel bad about failing to save your work before your computer crashes, just remember that the Dyad Institute had made one of the greatest accomplishments in genetic history and failed to back up their only copy.

(via calmorrison)

*Man walks into a store and finds employee*
Man:Alright, I've had enough. Why haven't you guys hired me?!
Employee:Uh...well sir, when did you put in your application?
Man:I never filled out an application.
Employee:Well sir, we can't consider you for employment if you've never filled out an application.
Man:No, that's bullshit, because I've been coming here for years now, and every single time I tell you all how much I love this store and how much I appreciate your customer service, unlike some of your other customers might I add!
Employee:Well, but that doesn't-
Man:AND I even told you that I didn't have a job!
Employee:But sir, that doesn't indicate to us that you would like a job at our store. And again, if you've never filled out an application, we can't consider you. Besides, we're not hiring.
Man:OH! Not hiring, HA! What a laugh. I see your store go through seasonal workers all the time. They come and go like nothing, but you won't consider me as a part-time employee even though I KNOW you've been looking for workers to fill positions? That's insane!
Employee:Sir, we've been looking to hire a few people for management positions. Do you have any management experience?
Man:Well no, but what does that matter?
Employee:...Well sir, that's what we're looking for. You won't be suitable for the position without management experience.
Man:Oh that's such a load of crap. You know, you'll be waiting around a long time for a manager if you don't lower your standards a little. Who cares if someone knows how to manage a store? I LOVE this store and I'm willing to work here, that's all that should matter to you.
Employee:That...doesn't make any sense.
Man:NO! I'm done. This is over. From now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy.
Employee:
Man:
Employee:
Man:Fuck you, slut.

jobhaver:

the creepiest pasta is lasagna, imo. how did it get so wide

(via spinach)

Customer:How can you do this job (stripping)? Isn't it degrading having to take your clothes of for money?
Dancer:You're the guy that just forked out $300 for me to take my clothes off. Isn't it degrading having to pay that much before a girl who looks like me will take her clothes for you?

lilypottar:

I want someone to look at me the way tumblr looks at Natalie Dormer

(via songsofwolves)

sansaofhousestark:

previouslyonavatar:

can we talk about unnecessary ginny hate tho that still fires me up

ginny

  • makes an effort to overcome a childhood crush when it isn’t working out
  • is friends with neville and luna & doesn’t care that they’re social outcasts
  • gets all the boys…